Friday Porn Food (Not to be confused with 'Friday Food Porn')

Since Fracas hasn't made her Friday post highlighting food that naturally looks pornographic, I have decided to fill in for her somewhat by providing my own style of post. This morning instead of fruit that looks like porn, I would like to present to you porn that looks like fruit.

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In this first picture, you can clearly see how these pert little breast resemble the European Gala

Pear. A pair of pears if you will.

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While these huge natural watermelon sized breasts resemble the North American Butternut Squash. Look out, those things could squash you.

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And you can also see that the surgically augmented breasts in this next picture are shaped exactly like Midwestern Honeydew melons. Honey, I would do those melons.

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And for those naughty ladies out there, here is this picture of a male part that resembles a Podhalanska Sausage. And you thought I would say cucumber didn't you?

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And of course this close up of a woman with genital herpes looks exactly like a Horned Acorn Squash. (gag reflex suppressed)

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With all this titillating material in this post, I sure hope that the Blogger web server doesn't censor the images...wait a minute...where are the images? Oh well, I guess there is too much porn on the Internet anyway.

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Now help get your mind out of the gutter by reading some humor blogs over at Humor-Blogs.com