Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday Porn Food (Not to be confused with 'Friday Food Porn')

Since Fracas hasn't made her Friday post highlighting food that naturally looks pornographic, I have decided to fill in for her somewhat by providing my own style of post. This morning instead of fruit that looks like porn, I would like to present to you porn that looks like fruit.
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In this first picture, you can clearly see how these pert little breast resemble the European Gala
Pear. A pair of pears if you will.

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While these huge natural watermelon sized breasts resemble the North American Butternut Squash. Look out, those things could squash you.

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And you can also see that the surgically augmented breasts in this next picture are shaped exactly like Midwestern Honeydew melons. Honey, I would do those melons.

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And for those naughty ladies out there, here is this picture of a male part that resembles a Podhalanska Sausage. And you thought I would say cucumber didn't you?

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And of course this close up of a woman with genital herpes looks exactly like a Horned Acorn Squash. (gag reflex suppressed)
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With all this titillating material in this post, I sure hope that the Blogger web server doesn't censor the images...wait a minute...where are the images? Oh well, I guess there is too much porn on the Internet anyway.
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Now help get your mind out of the gutter by reading some humor blogs over at Humor-Blogs.com

3 comments:

Slick said...

lol....dude, you had me going for a minute there.

I was like "wth"

fracas said...

Oh gads... I'm awfully sorry I missed this post the first time around. Clearly I was either occupied, stupid or just lazy... because you posted it because I hadn't posted my food porn, so I guess it makes sense that I wouldn't see it because if I was around to see it I would've posted my food porn and then you wouldn't have had a reason to post this.

I'm sure that all makes sense.

lol.

However... I plan to give you a link today... because it's Friday and I was just doing a Food Porn Post.

I don't care if you're not sure you're going to write anymore, perhaps you'll change your mind after you realize there's a whole lot of material on youtube? You know... like the post I put up the other day, titled, "He bite my vagina."

Seriously. He did. Only not mine. Hers. You'll have to go watch the video to see what I mean.

And thanks for the link and the mention... even if I didn't see it when you did it.

fracas said...

So umm... would waking up one morning to find your blog's been plastered with tomatoes that look like boobs by some unknown person who surfed on over in the middle of the night... give you something to write about?

Just asking. I don't know anyone that would do something like that... no... not me... never...

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