Day 77 - Molson Canadian
Today Beer Heads I'm gonna teach you how to make your very own beer brewery from a Ford Granada and the handyman's secret weapon, Duct Tape. Yeah, I know what your thinking; "This is way too big a project for me"; but don't worry. I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together.
First, pull the gas tank out of the Granada. I gotta make sure to get all the gas out of it, or the next beer and chili night at Possum Lodge may be a fire hazard. Next take the radiator hose and attach it to the end of the filler tube on the gas tank. Make sure to use enough duct tape, you don't want any beer spilling out. Then you attach the carburetor to the end of the radiator hose to act as CO2 relief valve, and then you have a complete fermenter unit. Then all you gotta do is use the oil pan for mashing the wort for your home brew beer, which is good because all you have to do when transferring the wort from the pan to the fermenter is unscrew the drain plug. So there you have it. Your very own home brew distillery. Enjoy. Or if you would rather get a clean crisp, slightly hoppy Molson that would rate a 6 on the beer scale, then nobody would really blame you.
So remember, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they can at least find you handy. Well, until next time, keep your stick on the ice, and a cold beer in your hand.