Sometimes I open up my homepage in the morning and see an unusually high number of headlines that I think are funny. Here is what I found this morning.
Experts Puzzled Over Record Oil Prices – What kind of experts don’t understand that the Apu’s of the Middle East hate the rest of the world and want to make us suffer financially. I’m an idiot and I know that.
Bulldozer attack kills 2 – Bulldozers aren’t very fast and agile. Couldn’t those people have just stepped to the side?
Torture Video Stirs Uproar – Did someone think a video of torture would bring praise?
Patriotic Celebrations Planned For July 4th Holiday – I never would have guessed.
Death Of Man At Cliff Base A Mystery – Really, the police can’t figure this one out.
City May Muzzle Dog Rental Business – Dog Rental? Seriously, people do that? Oh, I know. I bet blind people without Seeing Eye dogs need to rent them. It’s like renting a car when you are on vacation. That would make sense. And people want to shut that business down. I bet the business owners didn’t see that coming.
Man Auctions Life On Ebay, Disappointed With Selling Price – Really, why does he think people would want his life when he doesn't even want it?
Women’s House Demolished By College Prank – OMG, how much beer did they drink?
Starbucks To Close 600 Stores – But they plan to leave the remaining 400 billion stores open for business. I guess I will just have to walk across the street to the other Starbucks for my coffee.
Man Struck By Lightning Says, “It Hurt” – This may sound like an Onion article but in actuality it was the alert press at CNN.com that brought us this shocking revelation.
Massive Catfish Chokes On Football In German Canal – Dude, you’re using the wrong bait.
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