100 Beers in 100 Days - A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course

Day 93 – Horse Piss
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Welcome Beer Heads to the 93rd running of “The Beer Odyssey Stakes”. [Trumpet sounds to call the thoroughbreds to the starting line] Today’s beer is Horse Piss Beer from Louisville’s Bluegrass Brewery.

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[The announcer is heard over the loud speaker]

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“Here we are race fans for the most exciting 2 minutes in sports, as well as the most exciting 2 minutes in beer drinking. Everyone please turn your attention to the starting line as the horses are loaded into the gate…and now the last horse is in…the starter raises his pistol. [Bang] And they’re off!

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Wow, it’s an early lead for ‘Golden Color’, with 'Light White Foam’ coming up along side in plain view as they head down the front stretch. And now as they pass the quarter pole, ‘Hay Bail Scent’ makes a strong charge to the front to lead by a nose with ‘Musty Smell’ right behind him. And down at the bottom of the field ‘Light Carbonation’ begins to rise to the top positions. Look out there’s ‘Cold and Wet’ making a strong charge to the front, but is unable to freeze his position as he slips behind ‘Grain-y Flavor’ followed by ‘Citrus Taste’ for the lead as they pass the half pole. But not for long, here comes ‘Watered Down’ on the outside to push for the lead. But wait, now there’s ‘Low Drinkability’ coming up on the inside to challenge ‘Grain-y Flavor’ for the lead. And now it’s a three way race as they reach the three quarter pole, with ‘Watered Down’, ‘Grain-y Flavor’, and ‘Low Drinkability’ running neck and neck as they make the last turn to come down the final stretch. All three are jockeying for position. Looks like it will be a close race to the finish. Uh-oh, ‘Low Drinkability’ on the inside just bumped ‘Grain-y Flavor’ in the middle, as ‘Watered Down’ draws back by half a horse length on that outside line. It’s going to be a photo finish as ‘Low Drinkabilty’ and ‘Grain-y Flavor’ are neck and neck. ‘Low Drinkability’, 'Grainy Flavor’, ‘Low Drinkability’, 'Grainy Flavor’, ‘Low Drinkability’, BUT NO, 'BAD AFTER TASTE' JUMPS UP AT THE FINISH TO WIN BY A NOSE! AND ‘BAD AFTER TASTE' WINS THE 93RD RUNNING OF “THE BEER ODYSSEY STAKES”. Let’s go down to the winners circle now for the beer review.”

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What can I tell you Beer Heads? The name represents the beer pretty accurately. I think I will rate this a 3 on the beer scale.

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Cheers!